the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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