Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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