When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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