so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
.......................................
My thoughts exactly.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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