If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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