I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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