Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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