he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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