I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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