Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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