eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
how does that bad decision feel?
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