Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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