Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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