worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
two words...techno handjob
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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