I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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