there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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