I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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