i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I bet he comes in French.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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