literally had 100 drinks last night.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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