i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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