Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
