you would pick up someone in the library
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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