I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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