Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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