escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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