i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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