whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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