Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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