Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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