Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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