i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
should my penis look like a turkey
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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