Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Are we still banned from the library?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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