Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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