Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page

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(972): View more from Texas

it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles

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(301): View more from Maryland

The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about

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(586): View more from Michigan

i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"

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(864): View more from South Carolina

For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.

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(330): View more from Ohio

If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.

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