chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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