i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
i think i just naturally attract stoners
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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