True but thats because hes a fetus.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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