That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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