So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
We had to coat check the pizza.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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