dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Acid is not a monday night drug
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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