Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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