I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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