ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
