i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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