I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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