have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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