i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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