i can't believe i had my finger in that
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
