You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Randomize
