Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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