So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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