You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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